Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread
 

Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan.:) POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?

what goes up but never comes down?



what goes around the world but stays in one place?



more coming from me:rolleyes:

Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.

This is a good joke in Spanish because it's a play on words. It doesn't translate into English (as a joke, that is).
Por lo general, no traducen al inglés los juegos de palabras sin perder el sentido.

good ones jchen and bobjenkins.
Mine is very silly because it's not really true, but......
What's green and goes up and down?



greetings :D :D

No fue mi primera suposición:)



Esta broma no tiene sentido en español, entonces en inglés mis amigos
What is black and white and red all over?

Buscas un diccionario meyor. Tacky significa pegajoso o barniz que no había secado todavía.

[QUOTE=bobjenkins;42993]Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan.:) POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?


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I don't think agujero is the best word for a hole in the ground.
I would use hueco, zanja, foso, hoyo.
Others may correct me, but I'm almost sure that an agujero
is a pin hole.

I don't think agujero is the best word for a hole in the ground.
I would use hueco, zanja, foso, hoyo.
Others may correct me, but I'm almost sure that an agujero
is a pin hole.[/QUOTE]

Yes, you're right, but I understand him completely when he says "cavo un agujero". :)

Ok, I got it and I'll.

well a stamp stays in one place - the corner of an envelope, right? it also travels around the world...because of mail. you get it now?

Yes, I agree with it, but I don't find sense in the word, perhaps if the words is other word then it'll turn sound better.

I hope your commentaries.

Bob, tendrías que cambiar el título del hilo. Vosotros no distinguís entre "chistes" y "bromas", todo es "joke".

Un chiste es como un cuento pequeñito que hace gracia.

Una broma es como una burla o un acto divertido (a veces). Por ejemplo, un amigo te deja un cubo de agua encima de la puerta entreabierta para que te caiga encima cuando empujes la puerta para entrar. Eso es una broma (a veces son de mal gusto...)

Y ahora un chiste:

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee abajo)

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee arriba)

:D

Entonces las bromas significan pranks?:)


Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee abajo)

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee arriba)
:D:D

No lo sé seguro, no conocía esa palabra :thinking:

¿Qué haces?, ¿me mantienes ocupada? :lol: :lol:

:) lo que dijiste me parece ser un "prank"

http://www.classact.ca/RubberStamps/...eHappyFace.jpg

Ya debería dormir hace dos horas, buenos días a tí y buenas noches a mí:)

¡Qué sonrisa más grande! :)

Sí, más que un chiste, es una broma (prank :D )

Buenas noches, bob ;)

¿Cuál es el colmo de un albañil?


¿Y el colmo de un jardinero?

Al último (el del jardinero) añado algo más :D :

All the jokes are very nice.

Ok, here's more jokes/riddles from me ^_^

Pretend you're in a jungle and a tiger is running after you. What should you do?

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Obvious: STOP PRETENDING :D

What is clean when black and dirty when white?

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a chalkboard

What word doesn't belong?
that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat

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what

Why is the letter T like an island?

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Because it is in the middle of water

When is a car not a car?

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When it turns into a driveway

Forwards it is heavy, backwards it is not. What is it?

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A ton

The more you feed it, the more it grows high, but if you give it water, it shall quickly die. What is it?

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Fire

The Beginning of eternity, the end of space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place. What am I?

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"E"

What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?

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Post office

Are nice your jokes.

LOL :D LOL :D



a tennis play





saludos :D

Why is the letter T like an island?
:pme gusta eso!

a tennis play
:lol::lol:

Pierde el sentido cuando se traducirlo al inglés

A magician was driving down the road and....

Cual es el colmo de un herrero.



:D

right, there's a net

If your nose runs and your feet smell ...........

:lol:

Please, if you're lovable to give me a near translation of the jokes in Spanish.

Because I didn't understand anything and really I want to know (What it says)

Usually: - Normalmente:

a nose smells - un nariz olfatea :)

feet run - los pies corren :)

In this case: - En este caso:confused:

the nose runs - el nariz gotea:yuck:

the feet smell - los pies olen mal:yuck:

upside down - de arriba abajo:D:D:D:D:D:D:thumbsup::thumbsup::crazy::crazy :

Somehow, it loses a lot in the translation!

These jokes are "funny duh"!

Thank you Brute for your help.


Elaina somehow the jokes translated of any language likely loss the sense, because is as to music, when you try to translate of English to Spanish less a little of the context correct.

Then this happen like than with the jokes.

Is better understand them in the original language than other language.

Sí, es un juego de palabras.
Precisely. Funny duuuh!!:yuck::yuck:
Impossible to translate as a joke. Hardly worth the effort really!

I think "upside down" means "boca abajo". "Boca abajo" can mean both with the face on the floor and with the head on the floor and the feet in the air (yes, a strange definition, I know ;) )

O en este caso, ¿nariz?

¿nariz? :confused:

¿Nariz en el suelo y pies en el aire?:thinking:

I like so much your picture.

Just I've had a dog of that pedigree.
:raisetheroof:

This is my dog, she is female, is your dog male?

Anyway, theres nothing to do, she is sterilized.:)

No nowadays I've not a dog, I had a many dogs before, but I had very bad luck with them, already that they died, they got a diseases that the veterinary can't cure.

My former dogs also died. It's a pity they live so short time :sad:

Yes it's a pity anyhow.

You've overcome the loose of the your a little dog, but you most remind, perhaps they're now with god and better than us here down in the world.

Esto tiene gracia en inglés porque las palabras tienen múltiples significados. En este caso:

to run = (pies) correr; (nariz) gotear
to smell = (pies) oler mal; (nariz) olfatear

Así que:

If your nose runs and your feet smell ... you may be upside down.
Si tu nariz gotea (corre) y tus pies huelen mal (olfatean), puede que estés boca abajo (con los pies para arriba).

Thank you for the explanation.

too bad I don't have a dog

My mom's scared of them, especially the big ones, and we're too busy to take care of them :sad:

Sí. Necesita estar en suelo para courir!

¿Courir? Eso no es español :confused:. ¿Tal vez oler? :thinking:

:D

Creo que Brute estuvo pensando en la palabra 'courir' en francés, es decir: correr. :)

En una boda:
-¿Se ha fijado en lo fea que es la novia?
-¡Oiga, pero qué dice! ¡La novia es mi hija!
-Perdone, no sabía que usted era el padre.
-¡Pero qué dice! ¡Soy su madre!

:D