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bobjenkins July 23, 2009 02:45 PM

Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread
 
Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan.:) POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?

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Jessica July 23, 2009 02:53 PM

what goes up but never comes down?
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what goes around the world but stays in one place?
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more coming from me:rolleyes:

CrOtALiTo July 23, 2009 10:32 PM

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more coming from me:rolleyes:

Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.

CrOtALiTo July 23, 2009 10:37 PM


Cual es el colmo de un electricista.








Que su hijo sea corriente..






What the limit of an electrician.






What his son be tacky

Rusty July 23, 2009 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 43035)
Cual es el colmo de un electricista.
Que su hijo sea corriente.

This is a good joke in Spanish because it's a play on words. It doesn't translate into English (as a joke, that is).
Por lo general, no traducen al inglés los juegos de palabras sin perder el sentido.

sosia July 23, 2009 11:59 PM

good ones jchen and bobjenkins.
Mine is very silly because it's not really true, but......
What's green and goes up and down?
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greetings :D :D

bobjenkins July 24, 2009 03:29 AM

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Originally Posted by sosia (Post 43039)
good ones jchen and bobjenkins.
Mine is very silly because it's not really true, but......
What's green and goes up and down?
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greetings :D :D

No fue mi primera suposición:)



Esta broma no tiene sentido en español, entonces en inglés mis amigos
What is black and white and red all over?

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poli July 24, 2009 05:32 AM

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Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo (Post 43035)
Cual es el colmo de un electricista.








Que su hijo sea corriente..






What the limit of an electrician.






What his son be tacky

Buscas un diccionario meyor. Tacky significa pegajoso o barniz que no había secado todavía.

poli July 24, 2009 05:37 AM

[QUOTE=bobjenkins;42993]Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan.:) POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?

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I don't think agujero is the best word for a hole in the ground.
I would use hueco, zanja, foso, hoyo.
Others may correct me, but I'm almost sure that an agujero
is a pin hole.

irmamar July 24, 2009 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by poli (Post 43055)
[QUOTE=bobjenkins;42993]Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan.:) POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?

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I don't think agujero is the best word for a hole in the ground.
I would use hueco, zanja, foso, hoyo.
Others may correct me, but I'm almost sure that an agujero
is a pin hole.[/QUOTE]

Yes, you're right, but I understand him completely when he says "cavo un agujero". :)


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