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gandalf December 17, 2012 08:56 AM

El zoológico
 
El zoológico se incendió ayer, sospechan de las llamas.

Elaina December 18, 2012 10:44 AM

Cute!
:)

Villa December 19, 2012 09:28 PM

¿Por qué llama un casino? Porque casi no tienes la posibilidad de ganar.

JPablo December 31, 2012 05:25 PM

Ha-ha! That's right...

This next one, more than a pun, it's just a joke...

On the sixth day, God turned to the Angels and said: Today I am going to create a land called Israel, it will be a land of mountains full of snow, sparkly lakes, forests full of all kind of trees, high cliffs overlooking sandy beaches with an abundance of sea life.
God continued: I shall make the land rich so to make the inhabitants prosper, I shall call these inhabitants Israeli, and they shall be known to the most people on earth.
But Lord, asked the Angels, don't you think you are being too generous to these Israelis.
Not really, God replied, just wait and see the neighbors I am going to give them.


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