For laughs.
I had a good laugh reading this, so I thought to share it with everyone here...:)
Kids are quick! TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America . MARIA: Here it is. TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS: Maria. ____________________________________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables. __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER: No, that's wrong GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. ____________________________________________ TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD: H I J K L M N O. TEACHER: What are you talking about? DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O. __________________________________ TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE: Me! __________________________________________ TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty? GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. _______________________________________ TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE: I is.. TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' _________________________________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him? LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand. ______________________________________ TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. ______________________________ TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. ___________________________________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD: A teacher __________________________________ LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!! |
Jajajajaja, At least today, I could laugh reading your laughter, very good your jokes.
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Thanks, Jane. I had a good time reading your jokes.
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Really funny, Jane. They all are very you.
Rusty, cópula is perfect Spanish for what you mean, but one could think you are not speaking about grammar. Te falta la cópula, well, at least he got to first |
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We say at least he got to first base, by the way. |
OK, to first base.
You can also say: verbo copulativo which sounds less provocative. |
Yeah, I knew that was an option. Thanks.
I didn't think that what I said would be taken provocatively. |
Ha,ha,ha,==== This is it will be my laugh now.
Thanks. jokers. |
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