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Originally Posted by Ambarina
Ahí va otro.
¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los diplomas?
En que es difícil conseguir uno y luego no sabes qué hacer con él.
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Genial!
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Originally Posted by AngelicaDeAlquezar
It's hard being a tourist where one doesn't speak the native language...  |
This one reminds me of, 2 Italians working the land, and a tourist stops by and asks with perfect English accent..."Do you speak English?"
The two laborers look at each other and look back at the tourist shrugging.
Then the tourist asks with perfect German accent..."Sprechen Sie Deutsches?"
The two laborers again shrug not understanding a word.
The tourist this time with perfect french accent asks... "Parlez-vous français ?".
And the two laborers did not understand either.
So the tourist decides not to waste anymore time and goes away.
One of the Italians look at the other and states-"Can you imagine, to know perfectly three languages and not to be of any use in these parts of the country?
