please check my grammar

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hola todos,

I was watching a tv programme the other evening about 3 brits in france having to talk nothing but french, very amusing. One of them had to tell a joke in french to a french bartender, I have tried (without external help, other than a previous post here) to do the same joke in spanish, what do you think? Please correct, I am no expert like many of you here I have just over 6 months self study in the evenings under my belt.

tengo un chsite para vosotros,

un hombre escoces va a taberna y le dice a camarero "¿vendes whisky?".
el camarero dice "sí, vendemos whisky"
el hombre dice "¿el whisky, cuantos cuesta?"
el camarero dice "diez euros"
el homre dice "¿has servido muchos hombres escoces aqui?"
el camarero dice "no, nunca"
entonces el hombre escoces le dice a camarero "¡con esos precios, no estoy sorprendido!"


......lo siento, no fue muy gracioso,

saludos,
craig.