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Ha-ha-ha...
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A skydiver was falling to earth, frantically trying to get his parachute to open. Just then he saw a man coming up quickly toward him from the ground, and shouted to him Help, buddy! Do you know anything about opening a parachute?, to which the man shouted back No! Do you know anything about lighting a gas grill?
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—Soldados romanos, ¡¡numerarse!!
—¡Palito! —¡Palito palito! —¡Palito palito palito! —¡Palito uve! —¡Uve! —¡Uve palito! —¡Uve palito palito! —¡Uve palito palito palito! —¡Palito equis! —¡Equis! —¡Equis palito! ...
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SPQR = (Sono Pazzi Questi Romani) = Están locos estos romanos...
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Y encima ni siquiera conocen su propio alfabeta. Debería ser PQRS...
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¡Aaaah! ¡Muy bueno!
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+Buenas, mira es que os habéis equivocado y me habéis ingresado 500€ de menos en la nómina.
-Sí, es correcto, pero es que el mes pasado le ingresamos 500€ de más y usted no dijo nada. +Hombre es que un error lo puedo pasar,pero dos ya me parece demasiado. |
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