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I know but my joke was just a random joke, I wasn't going into your talk about red jokes
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#112
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Do you say "black jokes" or "black humour"? We say "chistes negros" or "humor negro":
- Por poco atropello a mi suegra. - ¿Te fallaron los frenos? - No, ¡me falló el acelerador! Chistes verdes, azules, rojos, rosas, ladeados y negros. ¿Más? |
#114
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I know, but even so you are funny.
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#115
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Y, bueno, hablando de chistes negros: Mi tío se murió de cataratas. ¿Le operaron? No, le empujaron. |
#116
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¡Muy bueno!
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#117
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¿Cómo se dice hazme reír en Ärabe? Hasmejaja. ¿Cómo se dice estoy muerto en Inglés? Memory. El dinero no da la felicidad, pero prefiero llorar en un Ferrari.
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#118
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Que significa "Why" en inglés?
Por qué. Por saberlo. |
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Un cazador está en un safari. Aparece un terrible león delante suya. Le dispara, pero no tiene cartuchos, desesperado, ruega "oh Dios, inspirale sentimientos cristianos a este animal" El león se para delante suya, junta los brazós en posición de orar y dice. -"Bendice Señor, estos alimentos que vamos a tomar..........· saludos
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Then the animal was preparing itself to eat the man, and well as all Cristian ask to god for the food. I believe that in this word the different is that the man ask to god, when they're eating the animals.
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