Joke

[sosia]

Un testigo de Jehová se sienta junto a un andaluz en un vuelo Sevilla-Madrid.
Cuando el avión ha despegado empiezan a repartir bebidas a los pasajeros.
El andaluz pide un whisky.
La azafata pregunta al testigo de Jehová si quiere beber algo.
Contesta el testigo de Jehová con mal tono: " Prefiero ser raptado y violado
salvajemente por una docena de putas de Babilonia antes que una gota de
alcohol toque mis labios."
El andaluz le devuelve el whisky a la azafata y dice:
"Yo también. No sabía que se pudiera elegir."

[celador]

Originally Posted by sosia

Juan, emocionado, mira al cielo y dice:

"¡¡Señor, Oh Señor!! ¡No busques más que ya he encontrado yo una!!"

I just want to make it clear, that I am not this Juan.

pero, esta Juan:

Había una vez,
Juan, no único
quién pensó
en se para ser un jeque
pero, las mujeres no se cayeron
para este hombre cabezón
porque él hizo solamente
por una semana $20
en el todos de su cheque.

[Tomisimo]

Hmmm $20 por semana no es mucho

[celador]

¿esto eran veinte Pesos, yo mencionaron?

[Tomisimo]

Viente pesos-- ¡peor tantito!

[samantha]

Obedient Wife There was a man who had worked all of his life, had saved all of his money, and was a real miserable when it came to his money. Just before he died, he said to his wife, "When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me. I want to take my money to the afterlife with me."

And so he got his wife to promise him with all of her heart that when he died, she would put all of the money in the casket with him. Well, he died.

He was stretched out in the casket, his wife was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!"

She had a box with her; she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it away.

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with your husband."

The loyal wife replied," Listen, I'm a Christian; I can't go back on my word. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him."

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with him?"

"I sure did," said the wife. "I got it all together, put it into my account and wrote him a check. If he can cash it, he can spend it."

[sosia]

not bad Welcome Samantha

[samantha]

thanks sosia

[Tomisimo]

He he nice one Samantha, you made me laugh.

[celador]

When American Airlines wanted to advertise its new leather first class seats in the Mexican market, it translated its "Fly In Leather" campaign literally, which meant "Fly Naked" (vuela en cuero) in Spanish.