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Old July 25, 2009, 05:11 PM
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All the jokes are very nice.
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Old July 27, 2009, 01:10 PM
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Ok, here's more jokes/riddles from me ^_^

Pretend you're in a jungle and a tiger is running after you. What should you do?
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What is clean when black and dirty when white?

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What word doesn't belong?
that, hat, what, mat, cat, sat, pat, chat
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Why is the letter T like an island?
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When is a car not a car?
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Forwards it is heavy, backwards it is not. What is it?
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The more you feed it, the more it grows high, but if you give it water, it shall quickly die. What is it?
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The Beginning of eternity, the end of space, the beginning of every end, the end of every place. What am I?
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What starts with P, ends with E, and has thousands of letters in it?
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Old July 27, 2009, 01:42 PM
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Are nice your jokes.
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Old July 28, 2009, 07:27 AM
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STOP PRETENDING
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Why is the letter T like an island?
me gusta eso!

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Pierde el sentido cuando se traducirlo al inglés

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