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Old November 17, 2011, 06:20 PM
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¿Puede que ser una festividad de cacahuates?
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Funny one.

"Puede que" needs a subjunctive there.
"Puede +verb" goes with an infinitive.
Both mixed together sound strange.
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¿Puede que ser una festividad de cacahuates?
una fiesta de cacahuates latinoaméricanos...¿ok?
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One day Dr. Watson thought to stump his partner, the famous Sherlock Holmes, with a human anatomy question.

"I say, Holmes, what does one call that canal whereby food passes from the mouth to the stomach?"

"Alimentary, my dear Watson!"
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ASFALTADO: Expresión que dicen las maestras al niño que se ausentó de la escuela
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ASFALTADO: Expresión que dicen las maestras al niño que se ausentó de la escuela

Hahahaha the joke was very cool
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Where do you find a dog with no legs?

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Right where you left it!

¡Donde lo dejó!
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