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Old February 26, 2012, 11:49 PM
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Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're suppose to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!
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Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're supposed to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!
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Left vs right ambiguity (in English)

Driver: Do I turn left?
Passenger (who knows where to go): Right.
The driver turns right which upsets the passenger.
Passenger: No!!! You're suppose to turn left!!!
Driver: But you told me to turn right!!!
Passenger: No! I didn't say that!
Driver: Yes you did!!!
The driver passenger is some foolish hahaha
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There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who are not.
Also, a recent survey reveals that four thirds of the population do not understand fractions.
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There are three kinds of people in the world: those who are good at math and those who are not.
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And then there's the nerd version of the joke:

There are 10 kinds of people in the word: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
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There was a company called Tates that manufactured compasses. The quality of the compass they produced was not very good, though. In fact, it was so inaccurate that people started saying He who has a Tates is lost.
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