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Hmm. I'm seeing a pattern here with peas mashed whirled and used
a in industrial food production. Peace.
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@David:
Two "bilingual" ones: -- ¿Cuántas anclas tiene un barco? -- Once, porque al zarpar, el capitán dice: "¡Eleven anclaaaas!" -- ¿Por qué el mar es azul? -- Porque los peces hacen "blu, blu, blu".
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Se me hace que vemos el mismo canal.
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Thank you for the observation in my post. I did some mistakes. When a business not is a business. I think what that form is the best way what I can do it. Thank you for your support.
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@David: Yes, I've been reminded of such an old joke with those commercials.
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And...
Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist and refused to take Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
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This one is perhaps a bit tricky:
Why should you never say cogito ergo sum before carpe diem? Because that would be putting Descartes before de Horace. (cringe) |
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Very nice Perikles.
Mathematical puns are a sine of madness.
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What about, Be kind to your dentist... he has fillings too!
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