Joke

[AngelicaDeAlquezar]

It's hard being a tourist where one doesn't speak the native language...

[chileno]

Originally Posted by Ambarina

Ahí va otro.

¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los diplomas?

En que es difícil conseguir uno y luego no sabes qué hacer con él.

Genial!

Originally Posted by AngelicaDeAlquezar

It's hard being a tourist where one doesn't speak the native language...

This one reminds me of, 2 Italians working the land, and a tourist stops by and asks with perfect English accent..."Do you speak English?"

The two laborers look at each other and look back at the tourist shrugging.

Then the tourist asks with perfect German accent..."Sprechen Sie Deutsches?"

The two laborers again shrug not understanding a word.

The tourist this time with perfect french accent asks... "Parlez-vous français ?".

And the two laborers did not understand either.

So the tourist decides not to waste anymore time and goes away.

One of the Italians look at the other and states-"Can you imagine, to know perfectly three languages and not to be of any use in these parts of the country?

[lee ying]

so, where the guys come from? what are their languages. ^_ ^ they were speaking english.* _ *

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by lee ying

so, where the guys come from? what are their languages. ^_ ^ they were speaking english.* _ *

Yes, they come from any place, I haven't that information man, but they really speak English the joke it's just that they speak English and the girl is asking some kind to information that she need to knows then, then the guys sometimes telling her the things at English when they says that does not know speak English.

[irmamar]

A short joke, I hope you'll understand:

- ¿Usted domina el inglés?
- ¡Hombre, si es pequeñito y se deja...!