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Two antennas got married and put on a big wedding. The ceremony was so-so, but the reception was great!
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You may not have seen it, because I put several puns in one post, but the one about the antennas can be found in post #11. Loved it the second time, too.
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It is a good one...
Some more Spanish ones, - ¿Qué es una lápida? - Una china que cole lápido. - ¿Qué es una mala nota? - La mamá de los mala nitos. - ¿Qué es una canilla? - Un pelillo blanquillo. - ¿Qué es un ladrillo? - El gritillo de un perrillo. La definición de "INESTABLE" = mesa norteamericana de Inés. La definición de "ondeando" = onde estoy.
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El capitán dijo:
-¡Suban las velas! ...y abajo se quedaron a oscuras. -¡Todos al cuarto de máquinas! ...y Máquinas tuvo que dormir en el pasillo. -¡Den vuelta a estribor! ...y Estribor quedó patas arriba. -¡40 grados a babor! ...y Babor murió de fiebre. -¡Suelten amarras! ...y Marras salió y se los comió a todos. Oh well...
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Muy bueno.
Y, ¿cuál es el animal que es dos veces animal? El gato, pues es gato y araña...
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Lo mismo aqui!! Uno debe ser familiarizado de película occidental
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Mr. L: Let's go to the flea market. Stranger: (Surprised) No thank you, we're trying to get rid of them!!!
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Oh, yes. Mexican doble sentido.
Hello,everyone,
Puns? here there is an old Mexican one: El coyote cojo ..... nah....that's a bit rude.... "El gato araña " is fine. One vote for the fine double sense. Last edited by Ahuizote; October 16, 2011 at 12:05 PM. |
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I thought that is the Las arañas of the street, that ones has double sense in México.
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arañas from where ???
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Let me think, do you mean , arañas de la calle? if so, there is one that says : " ¿ Quién levantó la piedra, para que saliera tanta araña" ? |
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Hay otro de los dos animales, pero lo pongo con aleta por si acaso
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