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Un alemán en un pueblo de la costa española, rojo como una gamba por haber estado demasiado rato tomando el sol, le pregunta a un español:

- Vosotrrrros esssspañoless decirrr muchos piropos a chicas guapas. Tú enseñarrr un piropo a mí.

- Mira, si ves una chica guapa, le dices: ¡Viva la madre que te parió!

Y el alemán, todo contento, se queda esperando hasta que aparece una chica muy guapa por la esquina. Entonces le grita:

- ¡A ti te parió una madre!

La chica se lo queda mirando extrañada y le contesta:

- Pues a ti, una gamba.

(espero que se entienda )

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Un alemán en un pueblo de la costa española, rojo como una gamba por haber estado demasiado rato tomando el sol, le pregunta a un español:

- Vosotrrrros esssspañoless decirrr muchos piropos a chicas guapas. Tú enseñarrr un piropo a mí.

- Mira, si ves una chica guapa, le dices: ¡Viva la madre que te parió!

Y el alemán, todo contento, se queda esperando hasta que aparece una chica muy guapa por la esquina. Entonces le grita:

- ¡A ti te parió una madre!

La chica se lo queda mirando extrañada y le contesta:

- Pues a ti, una gamba.

(espero que se entienda ) a



A todo esto en Chile, le decimos gamba un pié (pata)
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