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Old July 19, 2013, 01:27 AM
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"Pintamos casas a domicilio" (Un anuncio real...)
Pues menos mal. Aunque me parece que según los tópicos hay partes del sur de EEUU en las que la mayoría de las casas son móviles...
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Old July 19, 2013, 08:32 PM
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Bueno, yo he visto "pueblecitos" de roulottes (caravans), que no se mueven ni aunque haya un terremoto... pero en el sur de California hay de todo...
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¿Qué tienen en común un tren y una silla?
En que el tren va a Kansas City y la
silla es por si te cansas.

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Old July 28, 2013, 11:48 AM
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¿Qué pasa cuando tira un pato al agua?
Nada.
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No es lo mismo decir todo lo que se piensa,
que pensar todo lo que se dice.
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-¿Por qué crees que el barrendero está feliz y contento?

-Muy sencillo. Mira lo que está haciendo: ¡Barriendo!
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Las 3 monjas estan en el templo haciendo penitencia porque se han portado mal - una de ellas está un poco tontita, digamos......su comportamiento va en contra de las reglas de su orden. Al final la madre superiora les dice que tienen que hincarse frente al altar y ofrecerse completamente a Dios. La tontita está distraida y no escucha lo que la Madre Superiora les dice. Asi pues, la primera se hinca frente al altar y dice, "yo me ofrezco" --- la segunda hace lo mismo....la tonta no entiende porqué dicen eso... pero cuando es su turno, ella se hinca y dice...."yo meo calientito y espumoso".



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