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Old April 02, 2011, 04:17 PM
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When someone believes he is speaking in English and in fact is mimicking Spanish features using English words, we say he speaks "Brutish English".
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A mí me ha parecido un juego de palabras, no un lapsus teclae.
Supongo que tienes razón, también cuadra así.

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Claro. El quiso decir inglés "brútanico"
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I've a couples questions for you.

What does pound means?
What does Brutish means?

In those cases, I was seeking the meanings in the internet, but only I found this meanings for that.

Brutish means Bruto.
Pound libra, golpe.

Are those meanings correct anyway?

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Hi crotalito.
I'ts only a joke. You use the literal meaning of an english word in a spanish sentence.

más Brutish English --> Inglés en bruto, Brutánico
When do you pounds? -->translation word to word --> ¿Cuando libras?--> ¿Cuando tienes vacaciones?
I book tomorrow --> Yo libro mañana --> Mañana tengo un día libre.
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Y más idiomas:

-Perdone, ¿es esta la Academia de inglés?
- If, if. Between, between...

Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand

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Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand
I didn't either until I read the following post.
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Call me stupid ....... or don't, please...but I don't understand
Sadly, I suddenly understood it in a flash about 24 hours later. Hilarious.
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Wow... I take Spanish speakers would get it faster... although when I first read it... I also pondered for a little bit...

Brutish English has things like,

Monalisa = Monkeyflat (Instead of Mona Lisa)
Telepatía = TV for the aunt (instead of telepathy)
Patológico = Logical duck (instead of Pathological)
Candidato = Dog say datum (instead of candidate)
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If = Si / Yes = Sí
Between = Entre / Come in = Entre (entrar)

If, if, between = Si, si, entre.
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Here are some with names,

Estela: She is cloth.

Marcela: Sea jealous.

Zulema: Her slogan.

Norma: Regulation.

Paloma: Pidgeon.

María Rosa: Mary Pink.

Elisa: She is flat.
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I liked so much the Mary name where is used that name in your country.

Mary pink?

Where?
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