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Zeus tenía una novia llamada Gallina, qui puso tre huevos. Ellos nacieron en un gallo, una gallina y un Apolo

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Old July 23, 2009, 09:12 AM
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Jajajajaj.


I liked alots your joke.

I hope you've the opportunity to write more jokes in the this place.


I'll be waiting it.
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Bob you shouldn't have put otro lado in the question. I spoils the punchline
Naturalmente the answer is para poner huevos
Si Irma, lo sé. Los pollos no ponen huevos.
¿La broma es que un pollo cruzó la carretera para poner huevos? Strange sense of humour

¿Cuál es el único animal que da vueltas después de muerto?
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¿La broma es que un pollo cruzó la carretera para poner huevos? Strange sense of humour

¿Cuál es el único animal que da vueltas después de muerto?
It sound like to the joke of the dog, because the dog is the unit animal that gives return when is die.
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It sound like to the joke of the dog, because the dog is the unit animal that gives return when is die.
The werewolf returns to drink your blood!!
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Angelica, muy bueno lo de los huevos, pero no

Crotalito, no entiendo lo del perro

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Hay tan muchas bromas en inglés sobre el pollo cruza el camino.

Aquí es uno de mi favorito

¿Por qué el pollo cruzó el camino?
Why did the chicken cross the road?

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The werewolf returns to drink your blood!!
The the come back to crime place is the vampire.
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