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Old June 30, 2010, 11:32 AM
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Yo sé uno de un fotógrafo, pero más "suave". Lo que pasa es que va a ser difícil contarlo por escrito, es mejor mostrar los gestos, pero creo que se puede "pillar".

Era una mujer que tenía la boca muy grande (pero muy, muy graaaaande) y tenía que hacerse una foto para renovarse el DNI, pero como tenía esa boca tan grande, le daba reparo porque sabía que iba a salir muy fea con esa bocaza. Le contó el hecho a una amiga y ésta le aconsejó que fuera a un fotógrafo que ella conocía, que tenía unas técnicas muy buenas para que la gente saliera agraciada en las fotos.

Total, que se va al fotógrafo y éste le dice:

- Mire, cuando vaya a hacerle la foto diga:"confitura", ¿ve? confituuuuuuuuura.

Se pone la mujer allí y cuando el fotógrafo va a hacerle la foto ella dice:

- Mermelaaaaaaaaaaaada.

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Your joke was very funny.

Thank you for the diversion moment.
I hope to see more jokes here in this post, I will be waiting for.
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