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Just received...
The economy is so bad that ...
· I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail. · I ordered a burger at McDonald's and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?" · CEOs are now playing miniature golf. · If the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them. · Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM. · McDonald's is selling the 1/4 ouncer. · Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names. · A truckload of Americans were caught sneaking into Mexico . · Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting. · Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore. · The Mafia is laying off judges. · Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen. · Congress says they are looking into this Bernie Madoff scandal. Oh Great!! The guy who made $50-Billion disappear is being investigated by the people who made $1.5-Trillion disappear! And, finally... · I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Lifeline. I got a call center in Pakistan , and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck. |
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This confirms it!
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Elaina All our dreams can come true if we have the courage to pursue them. Walt Disney |
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Jajajaja me divierto !
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- Lou Ann, de Washington, DC, USA Específicamente quiero recibir ayuda con el español de latinoamerica. ¡Muchísimas gracias! |
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I read this on another forum
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Pobre Chileno, no le fastidies la broma
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It reminded me of the new business logos that were published after the "official" announcement of the crisis... .
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That's a good one too.
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I like it, Malila!
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- Lou Ann, de Washington, DC, USA Específicamente quiero recibir ayuda con el español de latinoamerica. ¡Muchísimas gracias! |
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Hahahahaha!!! That is so funny!!
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