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Old September 05, 2009, 04:11 PM
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Erase una vez que el profesor le pregunta a Pepito:
¿Cómo suena la M con la A?
Y Pepito le dijo:
MA.
Y el profesor le dijo:
Muy bien Pepito, ¿y si le colocas una tilde como suena?
Y Pepito dijo:
MATILDE.
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Un niño entra llorando a la casa y su mamá le pregunta que era lo qué le pasaba.

El niño, llorando desconsoladamente, dice que en la escuela le hacen burla y le dicen que que tiene los dientes largos.

La mamá lo abraza tiernamente, le dice que no haga caso a esos niños malos, y que cierre la boca porque está rayando el piso.

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- Mamá, en el colegio me llaman cabezón.
- ¿Y tú qué haces, hijo mío? ¿No los persigues?
- Sí, pero se meten por calles muy estrechas...
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Jajajaja.

It was very funny.
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I always lie..is a paradox because if it is true it is false
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I always lie..is a paradox because if it is true it is false
Really I didn't understand your commentary or paradox.
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I didn't understand it either
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I don't know if you wrote it, then you should know what did you say there?
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¿Mami? ¿Puedo jugar con el bisabuelo?

Bueno amor, pero deje todos los huesitos en su lugar.
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Jajajaja.


Nice your joke.

Chilean, you don't loss your humor.
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