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Old March 18, 2009, 07:06 AM
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TIME OUT....For a funny story!

Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere.

A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain.
Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them.
Patient: How much will it cost?
Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both.
Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work?
Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!

Here is another one:

Husband and wife have just left their home for camping.
Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment!
Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower.

The last one:

A trial is in progress in the court room.
Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal.
Judge: Then who is he?
Lawyer: He is a Collector.

Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it.
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Old March 18, 2009, 02:45 PM
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Jajajaja.

I liked so much your funnies most the first one. Are you a comedian? Just I was thinking about write some funnies in some post later because, I feel that the forums needs some of fun with. Then I'd like to start with telling you thank. Because I was stressed and when I turned to read your funnies, I laughed a lot with them.

Just I thought that your funnies are a simply joke for the people as your own introduce but not it were different. Because you started in the forums with a smile in the face of the users.


Sincerely yours.
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Old March 18, 2009, 02:50 PM
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lol those are funny jokes. welcome!
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Old March 18, 2009, 07:20 PM
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Old March 18, 2009, 07:24 PM
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:O it's a spambot :O never knew that
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Old March 18, 2009, 07:36 PM
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See http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q...t%20of%20it%22
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Old March 18, 2009, 08:04 PM
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:O

I am shocked.
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Old March 18, 2009, 08:56 PM
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lol. they are good!!! lol *_*!!!!
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Old March 18, 2009, 10:18 PM
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The attempted link in the signature line kinda gave it away. It's interesting the things spammers dream up.
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Old March 19, 2009, 11:46 AM
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Yes. He were a spambot with humor.
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