#71  
Old July 08, 2010, 08:40 PM
poli's Avatar
poli poli is offline
rule 1: gravity
 
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: In and around New York
Posts: 7,810
Native Language: English
poli will become famous soon enoughpoli will become famous soon enough
Hmm. I'm seeing a pattern here with peas mashed whirled and used
a in industrial food production. Peace.
__________________
Me ayuda si corrige mis errores. Gracias.
Reply With Quote
   
Get rid of these ads by registering for a free Tomísimo account.
  #72  
Old July 08, 2010, 11:19 PM
Tomisimo's Avatar
Tomisimo Tomisimo is offline
Davidísimo
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: North America
Posts: 5,664
Native Language: American English
Tomisimo will become famous soon enoughTomisimo will become famous soon enough
  • Police were called to a daycare center where a two-year-old was resisting a rest.
  • She used to have a fear of hurdles, but she got over it.
  • When he drove that expensive car of his into a telephone pole, he found out how a Mercedes bends.
  • I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger-- Then it hit me.
__________________
If you find something wrong with my Spanish, please correct it!
Reply With Quote
  #73  
Old July 09, 2010, 07:53 AM
AngelicaDeAlquezar's Avatar
AngelicaDeAlquezar AngelicaDeAlquezar is offline
Obsidiana
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Mexico City
Posts: 9,038
Native Language: Mexican Spanish
AngelicaDeAlquezar is on a distinguished road
@David:


Two "bilingual" ones:

-- ¿Cuántas anclas tiene un barco?
-- Once, porque al zarpar, el capitán dice: "¡Eleven anclaaaas!"

-- ¿Por qué el mar es azul?
-- Porque los peces hacen "blu, blu, blu".
__________________
Ain't it wonderful to be alive when the Rock'n'Roll plays...
Reply With Quote
  #74  
Old July 09, 2010, 09:28 AM
Tomisimo's Avatar
Tomisimo Tomisimo is offline
Davidísimo
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: North America
Posts: 5,664
Native Language: American English
Tomisimo will become famous soon enoughTomisimo will become famous soon enough
Quote:
Originally Posted by AngelicaDeAlquezar View Post
-- ¿Cuántas anclas tiene un barco?
-- Once, porque al zarpar, el capitán dice: "¡Eleven anclaaaas!"
Se me hace que vemos el mismo canal.
__________________
If you find something wrong with my Spanish, please correct it!
Reply With Quote
  #75  
Old July 09, 2010, 11:37 AM
CrOtALiTo's Avatar
CrOtALiTo CrOtALiTo is offline
Diamond
 
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Mérida, Yucatán
Posts: 11,686
Native Language: I can understand Spanish and English
CrOtALiTo is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rusty View Post
Remember, puns are only funny when you apply more than one meaning (son juegos de palabras). The verb 'turn into' doesn't always mean 'doblar en/por'. It also means 'convertirse en'.

Where's the rest of the joke?
Am I right.

Thank you for the observation in my post.
I did some mistakes.

When a business not is a business.

I think what that form is the best way what I can do it.

Thank you for your support.
__________________
We are building the most important dare for my life and my family feature now we are installing new services in telecoms.
Reply With Quote
  #76  
Old July 09, 2010, 12:14 PM
AngelicaDeAlquezar's Avatar
AngelicaDeAlquezar AngelicaDeAlquezar is offline
Obsidiana
 
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Mexico City
Posts: 9,038
Native Language: Mexican Spanish
AngelicaDeAlquezar is on a distinguished road
@David: Yes, I've been reminded of such an old joke with those commercials.
__________________
Ain't it wonderful to be alive when the Rock'n'Roll plays...
Reply With Quote
  #77  
Old July 09, 2010, 02:32 PM
JPablo's Avatar
JPablo JPablo is offline
Diamond
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Southern California
Posts: 5,579
Native Language: Spanish (Castilian, peninsular)
JPablo is on a distinguished road
And...
Did you hear about the Buddhist who went to the dentist and refused to take
Novocain? He wanted to transcend dental medication.
__________________
Lo propio de la verdad es que se basta a sí misma, aquel que la posee no intenta convencer a nadie.
"An enemy is somebody who flatters you. A friend is somebody who criticizes the living daylights out of you."
Reply With Quote
  #78  
Old July 10, 2010, 01:58 AM
Perikles's Avatar
Perikles Perikles is offline
Diamond
 
Join Date: Oct 2009
Location: Tenerife
Posts: 4,814
Native Language: Inglés
Perikles is on a distinguished road
This one is perhaps a bit tricky:

Why should you never say cogito ergo sum before carpe diem?

Because that would be putting Descartes before de Horace. (cringe)
Reply With Quote
  #79  
Old July 10, 2010, 07:32 AM
Tomisimo's Avatar
Tomisimo Tomisimo is offline
Davidísimo
 
Join Date: May 2006
Location: North America
Posts: 5,664
Native Language: American English
Tomisimo will become famous soon enoughTomisimo will become famous soon enough
Very nice Perikles.

Mathematical puns are a sine of madness.
__________________
If you find something wrong with my Spanish, please correct it!
Reply With Quote
  #80  
Old July 10, 2010, 04:01 PM
JPablo's Avatar
JPablo JPablo is offline
Diamond
 
Join Date: Apr 2010
Location: Southern California
Posts: 5,579
Native Language: Spanish (Castilian, peninsular)
JPablo is on a distinguished road
Quote:
Originally Posted by Perikles View Post
This one is perhaps a bit tricky:

Why should you never say cogito ergo sum before carpe diem?

Because that would be putting Descartes before de Horace. (cringe)
That is neat! Unfortunately 'untranslatable' (poner el carro delante del caballo!)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Tomisimo View Post
Very nice Perikles.

Mathematical puns are a sine of madness.


What about,
Be kind to your dentist... he has fillings too!
__________________
Lo propio de la verdad es que se basta a sí misma, aquel que la posee no intenta convencer a nadie.
"An enemy is somebody who flatters you. A friend is somebody who criticizes the living daylights out of you."
Reply With Quote
Reply

Tags
chiste, joke, jokes, pun

 

Link to this thread
URL: 
HTML Link: 
BB Code: 
Thread Tools
Display Modes

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Site Rules


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 04:44 AM.

Forum powered by vBulletin® Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.

X