Hilo de Chistes / Joke Thread

[caliber1]

A guy goes on a police ride-a-long with a cop and the cop explains that within a mile of following a car that he can find any reason to pull someone over. The cop says, "I'll show ya". They start to follow someone and mile after mile, the car is driving perfectly without making even the slightest error. The cop is stunned and says, "I have to pull this guy over just to say how well he's driving".

He pulls the car over and goes to the driver's window and immediately begins to apologize for the inconvenience and explains how impressed he is with the driver's attention to the road. The driver looks up at the police officer and says, "well officer, you have to be extra careful when you're drunk".

[chileno]

Originally Posted by caliber1

A guy goes on a police ride-a-long with a cop and the cop explains that within a mile of following a car that he can find any reason to pull someone over. The cop says, "I'll show ya". They start to follow someone and mile after mile, the car is driving perfectly without making even the slightest error. The cop is stunned and says, "I have to pull this guy over just to say how well he's driving".

He pulls the car over and goes to the driver's window and immediately begins to apologize for the inconvenience and explains how impressed he is with the driver's attention to the road. The driver looks up at the police officer and says, "well officer, you have to be extra careful when you're drunk".

How can anyone argue with that?

[caliber1]

This is a question about a joke I was told, but I don't remember everything so I'm hoping someone knows it and can share it with us. A new lately started at work and I've been talking to her because she doesn't speak much English . . . and apparently I don't comprehen Spanish that well or something

She started a joke out of the blue talking about, "un benado que vive más que un pato". Then she said something about , "el pato cae al suelo". It caught me off guard and she was talking really fast. Anyone know what she was telling me

[Glen]

A novice took his kayak out on the lake one cold winter day. To try to keep warm, he lit a portable stove he had brought along. Somehow it got away from him and burned a hole in the bottom, which just goes to show

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You can't have your kayak and heat it too.

[chileno]

El teléfono suena a las 2 de la mañana:

- La familia Silva?

-No estúpido, la familia duerme!

[caliber1]

Originally Posted by chileno

El teléfono suena a las 2 de la mañana:

- La familia Silva?

-No estúpido, la familia duerme!

Very nice

[caliber1]

Originally Posted by chileno

El teléfono suena a las 2 de la mañana:

- La familia Silva?

-No estúpido, la familia duerme!

No, la familia chifla

[chileno]

Originally Posted by caliber1

No, la familia chifla

That's nice.

[JPablo]

Un andaluz pregunta: (grafía de la "c" = "s")
- ¿Cómo se dise "edifisio" en catalán?"
- Edifisi.
- Sí, ya sé que e(s) difísi(l). Por eso lo pregunto.

[chileno]