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Ha-ha-ha...
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Old May 28, 2013, 05:12 PM
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A skydiver was falling to earth, frantically trying to get his parachute to open. Just then he saw a man coming up quickly toward him from the ground, and shouted to him Help, buddy! Do you know anything about opening a parachute?, to which the man shouted back No! Do you know anything about lighting a gas grill?
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—Soldados romanos, ¡¡numerarse!!
—¡Palito!
—¡Palito palito!
—¡Palito palito palito!
—¡Palito uve!
—¡Uve!
—¡Uve palito!
—¡Uve palito palito!
—¡Uve palito palito palito!
—¡Palito equis!
—¡Equis!
—¡Equis palito!
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SPQR = (Sono Pazzi Questi Romani) = Están locos estos romanos...
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SPQR = (Sono Pazzi Questi Romani) = Están locos estos romanos...
Y encima ni siquiera conocen su propio alfabeta. Debería ser PQRS...
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Old June 15, 2013, 01:02 PM
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Y encima ni siquiera conocen su propio alfabeto. Debería ser PQRS...

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+Buenas, mira es que os habéis equivocado y me habéis ingresado 500€ de menos en la nómina.
-Sí, es correcto, pero es que el mes pasado le ingresamos 500€ de más y usted no dijo nada.
+Hombre es que un error lo puedo pasar,pero dos ya me parece demasiado.
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