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Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan. POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?

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Old July 23, 2009, 03:53 PM
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Old July 23, 2009, 11:32 PM
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Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.
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Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.
well a stamp stays in one place - the corner of an envelope, right? it also travels around the world...because of mail. you get it now?
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well a stamp stays in one place - the corner of an envelope, right? it also travels around the world...because of mail. you get it now?
Yes, I agree with it, but I don't find sense in the word, perhaps if the words is other word then it'll turn sound better.

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Bob, tendrías que cambiar el título del hilo. Vosotros no distinguís entre "chistes" y "bromas", todo es "joke".

Un chiste es como un cuento pequeñito que hace gracia.

Una broma es como una burla o un acto divertido (a veces). Por ejemplo, un amigo te deja un cubo de agua encima de la puerta entreabierta para que te caiga encima cuando empujes la puerta para entrar. Eso es una broma (a veces son de mal gusto...)

Y ahora un chiste:

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee abajo)

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee arriba)

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Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.
I guess the stamp stays in one place in that it remains glued onto a letter but the letter goes around the world with the stamp in it. But I wonder why you said women should be the answer to those jokes.

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With the mouth!

I like your joke about the dog. The other I didn't understand Does a banana fly?
fruit flies are small insects (gnats) that like fruits including bananas. Its a play on words and their meanings.

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Yes possibly the banana fly, but believe that the banana will fly when you're drunk
I believe that when one is drunk one can either go bananas or become a banana.
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Cual es el colmo de un electricista.








Que su hijo sea corriente..






What the limit of an electrician.






What his son be tacky
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Cual es el colmo de un electricista.
Que su hijo sea corriente.
This is a good joke in Spanish because it's a play on words. It doesn't translate into English (as a joke, that is).
Por lo general, no traducen al inglés los juegos de palabras sin perder el sentido.
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Que su hijo sea corriente..






What the limit of an electrician.






What his son be tacky
Buscas un diccionario meyor. Tacky significa pegajoso o barniz que no había secado todavía.
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