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¿Qué le dijo un pescado al otro pescado?

¡¡¡¡Pues, nada!!!!

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¡Es bueno verte de vuelta, BJ!
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Old September 08, 2014, 08:35 AM
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Una reflexión de Sofocleto:

"Sólo quien come ajo puede dar una palabra de aliento"

y otra en su estilo:

"Los políticos son como los libros de una biblioteca: los que están más arriba son los que menos sirven"

And one of the best jokes by Stefon in SNL I used to learn some English: «And if you liked Russell Crowe in Les Miserables, you might want to hear Jasper the Gorilla pass a kidney stone.»
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Ha-ha... (what happens later...?)

Bueno, otro:

-¿Qué le dijo un pez mago a otro pez?
-Nada por aquí, nada por allá.
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I love both jokes, Glen. Thanks for sharing.
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