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A pleasure. As a punster from way back I'd like to hear more puns in Spanish as well.
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Old December 18, 2014, 06:29 PM
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Old February 25, 2016, 06:07 PM
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I'd like to hear your opinion of my painting.
It's worthless.
I know it is but I'd still like to hear it.
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Do we have this one?

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Old March 04, 2016, 06:59 PM
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What's scary, wears cowboy boots and likes country music?

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@Glen:


Hijo, te tengo una adivinanza: ¿Qué tiene cuatro patas, ladra, lo acabo de atropellar y no llores, luego te compro otro?
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Old March 04, 2016, 10:44 PM
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¡Uff... ...tá difícil!


Te doy otro:

¿Quién es el campeón de buceo japonés?


R: Tokofondo.


¿Y el subcampeón?


R: Kasitoko.
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Gracias, Rusty... ;-)

Y otro:

-- Me han contratado como profesor de inglés.

-- ¿Trabajo estable?

-- No, mesa es "table". Trabajo es "work".

Otro:

¿Qué hace una rata con una metralleta?

Ratatatatatatatá

Y uno "arhentino":

"Triste es amar y no ser amado
pero más triste es estar a dieta
en medio de un asado".

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¡¡Menudo HIJO DE P*TA MI VECINO!!

¿PUES NO SE PONE A APORREAR LA PUERTA COMO UN LOCO A LAS CUATRO DE LA MAÑANA?

¡¡POR POCO SE ME CAE EL TALADRO DEL SUSTO!!
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Old August 18, 2016, 10:34 AM
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-Un chistonto que encontré hoy-

En una tienda de videos:

-¿Tiene la película "Tu c**o está estacionado"?
- Hmm ... no la encuentro en nuestra base de datos ¿Cuál es el título en inglés?
- "Yourassis Park"
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