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The purple grape got angry at the green grape and said,
"When will you ever mature?" The green grape could say, "Stop whining." The green grape got angry at the purple grape for welching on a bet. The purple grape said to the green grape, "stop putting the squeeze on me. "
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haha its funny but I don't get it :P
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this is fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnn!!
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May someone translating me the joke at Spanish. Because I didn't understand anything.
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Por ejemplo, lo siguiente no es gracioso en inglés porque consta con un juego de palabras: ¿Cuántos kilómetros vuela un pato a la quebrada? No vuela nada con ala quebrada. Last edited by Rusty; March 25, 2009 at 08:58 PM. |
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-Doctor, no me siento bien..
-Pues levántese.
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It doesn't matter.
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Nah, siéntese mejor!
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here's my joke, lol
Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our computer's down. You'll have to go back to Earth for about a week, but you can't go back as priests. What'll it be?" The first priest says, "I've always wanted to be an eagle, soaring above the Rocky mountains." "So be it," says St. Peter, and off flies the first priest. The second priest mulls this over for a moment and asks, "Will any of this week 'count', St. Peter?" "No, I told you the computer's down. There's no way we can keep track of what you're doing." "In that case," says the second priest, "I've always wanted to be a stud." "So be it" says St. Peter, and the second priest disappears. A week goes by, the computer is fixed, and the Lord tells St. Peter to recall the two priests. "Will you have any trouble locating them?" He asks. "The first one should be easy," says St. Peter. "He's somewhere over the Rockies, flying with the eagles. But the second one could prove to be more difficult." "Why?" asked the Lord. "He's on a snow tire, somewhere in North Dakota." |
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La uva morada le preguntó a la uva verde, «Oye, cuando vas a madurar» La uva verde le contestó, «Termine de sollazar (en inglés sollazar es whine y whine es un homónimo para wine y wine significa vino en inglés. La uva verde se puso enfado cuando la uva morada (dejó de cumplir una apuesta)en ingles se puede decir welch on a bet. El chiste es que, no se si en Mexico es igual, Welsh es una marca de jugo de uva La uva morada le dijo a la verde,"no me esprimes tanto por el dinero"(put the squeeze on es un dicho que significa presionar alguien para consiguir una cosa). Tambien se puede put the squeeze on una uva para obtener jugo. In addition to trying to explain the puns, this is also an excercise in correct Spanish usage. Please advise me of errors. Thanks.
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