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Old July 07, 2010, 02:32 PM
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Then I can say.
When a person isn't a person.

I'm right?
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Old July 07, 2010, 02:34 PM
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I didn't understand your joke, I would like to be the translation into of the Spanish, of course if you can do it.

Thank you.
Remember, puns are only funny when you apply more than one meaning (son juegos de palabras). The verb 'turn into' doesn't always mean 'doblar en/por'. It also means 'convertirse en'.

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When is a person not a person. Am I right?
Where's the rest of the joke?

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Son: When is a person not a person?
Father: When he's a pear, son!

I think I just made up that one.

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Old July 07, 2010, 08:33 PM
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Son: When is a person not a person?
Father: When he's a pear, son!

I think I just made up that one.
I think you did, too. (Too bad 'pear, son' isn't pronounced exactly like 'person'. 'Purse, son' is, but it doesn't make sense.)

I found:
When is a person not a person?
When he's a little cross!
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Old July 07, 2010, 09:11 PM
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You can check this link,
http://www.hofbforum.com/topic/27666...or-punny-wits/
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Old July 08, 2010, 07:18 AM
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I think you did, too. (Too bad 'pear, son' isn't pronounced exactly like 'person'. 'Purse, son' is, but it doesn't make sense.)

I found:
When is a person not a person?
When he's a little cross!
Yeah, I used a bit of creative license with the pronunciation on mine. I couldn't help it. It popped into my head and made me laugh so I had to share

I like the one you found much better
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And... did you hear the variation of
"Life is a bLeach, and then you dYe"?
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Old July 08, 2010, 08:25 PM
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I always like the bumper sticker:
Visualize whirled peas.
Hah!
Yes, no more guars!!

guar (gwär), n.
a plant of the legume family, grown as a forage crop and for its seeds, which produce a gum (guar gum) used as a thickening agent and stabilizer in foods and pharmaceuticals and as sizing for paper and cloth.
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