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Old November 18, 2009, 03:24 PM
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Jajajaja.


Nice your joke.

Chilean, you don't loss your humor.
Never. Most likely I'll die laughing. (I hope so)
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@Hernán:

Uno estacional que acabo de recibir:

Si tu hombre o mujer tiembla cuando lo abrazas,
Si sientes sus labios ardientes como brasas,
Si su respiración se agita,
Si hay en sus ojos un brillo febril....
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Old November 18, 2009, 06:28 PM
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@Hernán:

Uno estacional que acabo de recibir:

Si tu hombre o mujer tiembla cuando lo abrazas,
Si sientes sus labios ardientes como brasas,
Si su respiración se agita,
Si hay en sus ojos un brillo febril....
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¡¡ Tiene influenza !!
¡jajajaja! ¡Y porcina!
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Old November 18, 2009, 09:51 PM
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Truthfulness nice the jokes.
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Hey. You Chilean. How are you today?


I hope you are well today, now I'd like knowing about the flu in your city.

Has flu been infecting to people in your country?
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Hey. You Chilean. How are you today?


I hope you are well today, now I'd like knowing about the flu in your city.

Has flu been infecting to people in your country?
I live in Lost Wages, Nevada, USA

And no, it hasn't been a concern, but then again, I never watch the news. :-)
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Therefore, you don't know anything about the infection in your native country, well in some part it's good that you don't watch the news, because it only damage your head.


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Therefore, you don't know anything about the infection in your native country, well in some part it's good that you don't watch the news, because it only damage your head.


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Have fun.
I haven't heard nor watched anything on TVN, our channel on directv. :-)
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