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Old May 30, 2012, 05:53 PM
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At a fancy restaurant a man is denied entrance because he is not wearing a tie. Leaving in a huff, he goes out to his car and gets a pair of jumper cables from the trunk. Tying them around his neck, he returns to the restaurant, where this time he is told "Alright sir, you can come in now. Just don't start anything."
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Old May 30, 2012, 08:06 PM
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At a fancy restaurant a man is denied entrance because he is not wearing a tie. Leaving in a huff, he goes out to his car and gets a pair of jumper cables from the trunk. Tying them around his neck, he returns to the restaurant, where this time he is told "Alright sir, you can come in now. Just don't start anything."

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Old May 31, 2012, 03:22 PM
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Hombre 1: ¿Qué se la diferencia por entre un caballero de ayer y caballero de hoy?
Hombre 2: ¡No hay caballeros hoy!
Hombre 1: ¡¿Porqué?!

Hombre 2: !Solamente hay choferes hoy!
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Forgive my lame attempt at this joke. I would appreciate someone correcting it . I understood the joke today, I just can't remember how to say it exactly, but you'll get the point

Person 1: ¿Qué haces si tienes dos alas?

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Hombre 1: ¿Qué Cuál se es la diferencia por (check twice every time you want to follow one preposition with another; they go seldom together) entre un caballero de ayer y un caballero de hoy?
Hombre 2: ¡No hay caballeros hoy!
Hombre 1: ¡¿Porqué Por qué?!

Hombre 2: ¡Solamente hay choferes hoy!
@Vita: Nice job!


@BJ:
Avoid the use of "(yo)"; here in the forums, we usually write it in corrections to underline that despite the fact that using the pronoun is not exactly wrong, it can be ellided, and most of the times sentences sound better without it.
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Old June 02, 2012, 07:44 AM
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Avoid the use of "(yo)"; here in the forums, we usually write it in corrections to underline that despite the fact that using the pronoun is not exactly wrong, it can be ellided, and most of the times sentences sound better without it.
Thanks Angelica! Other than that did I write the joke correctly?

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Old June 02, 2012, 09:13 AM
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@Vita: Nice job!
Gracias por sus apoyo y correcciones. Estoy no aprendo preposiciones todavía. Estudio verbos todavía.
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Gracias por tu apoyo y correcciones. Estoy No he aprendido las preposiciones todavía. Aún estudio los verbos todavía.
Some corrections.

If you reverse 'apoyo y correcciones', then 'tu' becomes 'tus' to agree with the adjective that is closest. And here in the forums nos tratamos de tú.
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Some corrections.

If you reverse 'apoyo y correcciones', then 'tu' becomes 'tus' to agree with the adjective that is closest. And here in the forums nos tratamos de tú.
Gracias. ¿Por qué no tratamos de tú en los foros?
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