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Old April 05, 2011, 01:51 PM
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OOOOOOOHHHHHHHHH!

Now I get it! I still have the record....36 hours without "getting it"...qué bruta.

But in my defense, had never heard of Brutish English, Oh, oh, is my stupidity showing?

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Old April 05, 2011, 02:41 PM
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Some names that I have come across:

Lillian Bloom
Anita Matris
Ralph Di Norcia
Mita Speiser
Ruth Canal
Fay Spitz
Harry Kirshner
Helen Berlin
Iona House

There's more. I just don't recall them at the moment.
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Old April 05, 2011, 04:09 PM
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Ruth Canal

It looks material for Bart's phone calls:

Bart- "I'm looking for a woman. Last name Hogankis, first name Amanda"
Moe- "Hey ... I'm looking for Amanda Hogan'kiss ... hey! .. Amanda Hogankiss"
[Everybody laughing]
Barney- "Your standard is too high, Moe!"

César Noso
Armando Esteban Quito
Elsa Quito
Susana Oria
Benito Cámelo

y todos los oscares:
Oscar A. Melo, Oscar Pintero y Oscar Nívoro

Y lo de los seis hermanos Gerte mejor lo dejamos ...

Son todos clásicos del sexto grado.
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Pensé que este lugar era para aprender....







y hasta ahora, no hay ni un chiste nuevo!
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Old April 05, 2011, 09:56 PM
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Bueno, uno de abogados... (Pregunta verídica de un abogado)

¿Estaba usted presente cuando le tomaron la foto?
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Pensé que este lugar era para aprender....



hueco



y hasta ahora, no hay ni un chiste nuevo!
Sobre todo si eres fan de Les Luthiers ¿verdad?
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Es que los últimos chistes que me han contado no se pueden poner aquí...
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Es que los últimos chistes que me han contado no se pueden poner aquí...
Padecemos del mismo dolor.
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Es que los últimos chistes que me han contado no se pueden poner aquí...
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Padecemos del mismo dolor.
Ustedes los ponen, nosotros miramos pa' otro lado.
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