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Old July 31, 2009, 02:36 PM
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I like so much your picture.

Just I've had a dog of that pedigree.
This is my dog, she is female, is your dog male?

Anyway, theres nothing to do, she is sterilized.
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Old July 31, 2009, 04:26 PM
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This is my dog, she is female, is your dog male?

Anyway, theres nothing to do, she is sterilized.
No nowadays I've not a dog, I had a many dogs before, but I had very bad luck with them, already that they died, they got a diseases that the veterinary can't cure.
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Old August 01, 2009, 01:59 AM
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No nowadays I've not a dog, I had a many dogs before, but I had very bad luck with them, already that they died, they got a diseases that the veterinary can't cure.
My former dogs also died. It's a pity they live so short time
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Old August 01, 2009, 08:27 AM
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Yes it's a pity anyhow.

You've overcome the loose of the your a little dog, but you most remind, perhaps they're now with god and better than us here down in the world.
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Please, if you're lovable to give me a near translation of the jokes in Spanish.

Because I didn't understand anything and really I want to know (What it says)
Esto tiene gracia en inglés porque las palabras tienen múltiples significados. En este caso:

to run = (pies) correr; (nariz) gotear
to smell = (pies) oler mal; (nariz) olfatear

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If your nose runs and your feet smell ... you may be upside down.
Si tu nariz gotea (corre) y tus pies huelen mal (olfatean), puede que estés boca abajo (con los pies para arriba).
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Thank you for the explanation.
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I like so much your picture.

Just I've had a dog of that pedigree.
too bad I don't have a dog

My mom's scared of them, especially the big ones, and we're too busy to take care of them
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¿nariz?

¿Nariz en el suelo y pies en el aire?
Sí. Necesita estar en suelo para courir!
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Sí. Necesita estar en suelo para courir!
¿Courir? Eso no es español . ¿Tal vez oler?
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¿Courir? Eso no es español . ¿Tal vez oler?


Creo que Brute estuvo pensando en la palabra 'courir' en francés, es decir: correr.

En una boda:
-¿Se ha fijado en lo fea que es la novia?
-¡Oiga, pero qué dice! ¡La novia es mi hija!
-Perdone, no sabía que usted era el padre.
-¡Pero qué dice! ¡Soy su madre!

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