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And then there's the nerd version of the joke:

There are 10 kinds of people in the word: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don't.
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There is a theory that the original inhabitants of the North American continent crossed over from present-day Russia to what is now Alaska. They could have, once they got their Bering Strait.
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A vulture carrying two dead raccoons tried to go through airport security. The agent looked at him and said, "I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."
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What did the Leaning Tower of Pisa say to Big Ben?

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All those jokes are excellent to improve vocabulary in an amusing fashion.
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What did the cattle rustler who was about to be hanged say to himself when he received a last-minute pardon from the Governor?
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Three women were complaining about how their husbands would not eat leftovers:

"My husband is a tire salesman and he calls them re-treads."
"My husband is even worse. He's a football coach and he calls them re-runs."
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