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Old June 20, 2013, 07:07 PM
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Un chico vendiendo periódicos gritaba:
¡Extra, extra, 48 personas estafadas en un día!
Un señor que estaba cerca le dice:
Por favor, déjeme uno.
El chico le entrega el periódico al señor y sigue gritando:
¡Extra, extra, 49 personas estafadas en un día!
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Old July 12, 2013, 06:45 PM
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Old July 12, 2013, 07:58 PM
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¡Señor Gol! es "Logroñés" al revés...

(Se refiere a un gol de chilena que metió Hugo Sánchez, el jugador de fútbol mexicano del Real Madrid de hace ya bastantes años contra el equipo de fútbol "Logroñés"...)
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Un chico vendiendo periódicos gritaba:
¡Extra, extra, 48 personas estafadas en un día!
Un señor que estaba cerca le dice:
Por favor, déjeme uno.
El chico le entrega el periódico al señor y sigue gritando:
¡Extra, extra, 49 personas estafadas en un día!

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Old July 18, 2013, 06:21 PM
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"Pintamos casas a domicilio" (Un anuncio real...)
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"Pintamos casas a domicilio" (Un anuncio real...)
Oye! Eso es lo que hago...

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Old July 18, 2013, 07:24 PM
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Old July 18, 2013, 07:32 PM
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