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¿Por qué nos tratamos de tú en los foros?
Nos tratamos de tú porque somos amigos.
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Old June 02, 2012, 07:03 PM
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Nos tratamos de tú porque somos amigos.
En otras palabras, nos movemos de tú porque somos amigos y somos personas amicables.
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Old June 02, 2012, 07:04 PM
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A notoriously hot-tempered man somehow got to be a Little League baseball umpire. One day he made a series of particularly bad calls against the batters from his own son's team, and got into several arguments with parents. Later that night, he tried to make amends with his son and asked the boy to come sit on his lap. Why did his son refuse?
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Old June 02, 2012, 07:11 PM
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A notoriously hot-tempered man somehow got to be a Little League baseball umpire. One day he made a series of particularly bad calls against the batters from his own son's team, and got into several arguments with parents. Later that night, he tried to make amends with his son and asked the boy to come sit on his lap. Why did his son refuse?
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- Jaimito, pregunta la maestra, dígame cuál es el tiempo verbal de esta frase: ¡Esto no debería haber pasado!


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Old June 02, 2012, 08:36 PM
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Older boy talking to his younger brother: What is a lunatic?

Younger brother: It is someone who lives alone in the attic! Lone-attic!


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Older boy talking to his younger brother: What is a lunatic?

Younger brother: It is someone who lives alone in the attic! Lone-attic!


¡Ayy! Recibí noticias con globos para mi cinco cientos postes. Muchas gracias, Tomisimo.
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Old June 18, 2012, 05:53 AM
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With apologies, and it's difficult.

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Syria and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross." The English have not been... "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out. Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender." The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose."
Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels .

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be alright, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is cancelled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the last final escalation level.

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Old June 18, 2012, 06:46 AM
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