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Old February 20, 2014, 05:55 PM
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Old February 21, 2014, 12:36 AM
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Leo cerca diez chistes y solo entrendí dos. Estoy no trista porque no entrendí ocho, estoy feliz porque entendí dos Gracias para los chistes! Sigue así, muy bien!
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Old February 21, 2014, 01:37 AM
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Me han preguntado si quiero ir a Ucrania. He dicho que sí, pero primero necesito comprarme una chaqueta de Kievlar.
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Old February 21, 2014, 07:30 AM
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Me han preguntado si quiero ir a Ucrania. He dicho que sí, pero primero necesito comprarme una chaqueta de Kievlar.
Tuve que buscar lo que significaba "kievlar"

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Old February 25, 2014, 03:49 PM
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Me han preguntado si quiero ir a Ucrania. He dicho que sí, pero primero necesito comprarme una chaqueta de Kievlar.

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