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Old June 16, 2008, 07:17 PM
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For laughs.

I had a good laugh reading this, so I thought to share it with everyone here...
Kids are quick!
TEACHER: Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA: Here it is.
TEACHER: Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
CLASS: Maria.
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.'
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.
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TEACHER: Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
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TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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LAUGHTER IS THE SOUL'S MEDICINE!!
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Old June 16, 2008, 07:54 PM
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Jajajajaja, At least today, I could laugh reading your laughter, very good your jokes.
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Old June 17, 2008, 02:55 AM
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Thanks, Jane. I had a good time reading your jokes.
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Old June 17, 2008, 08:50 AM
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Jajajajaja, At least today, I could laugh reading your laughter, very good your jokes.
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Ha Ha Ha! At least today I could laugh (while) reading your jokes. Your jokes (They) were very good.
En inglés, decimos Ha Ha Ha! en vez de jajaja. Como no podemos leer la risa (laughter), puse jokes. En la última frase, te faltan la cópula to be (conjugated as were) y el órden correcto (sustantivo, cópula, predicado adjetivo).
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Old June 17, 2008, 08:56 AM
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Really funny, Jane. They all are very you.

Rusty, cópula is perfect Spanish for what you mean, but one could think you are not speaking about grammar. Te falta la cópula, well, at least he got to first level base...
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Old June 17, 2008, 09:05 AM
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Rusty, cópula is perfect Spanish for what you mean, but one could think you are not speaking about grammar. Te falta la cópula, well, at least he got to first level...
You know I was talking about grammar, a linking verb!

We say at least he got to first base, by the way.
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Old June 17, 2008, 09:08 AM
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OK, to first base.

You can also say: verbo copulativo which sounds less provocative.
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Old June 17, 2008, 09:38 AM
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Yeah, I knew that was an option. Thanks.

I didn't think that what I said would be taken provocatively.
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Old June 17, 2008, 10:02 AM
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Ha,ha,ha,==== This is it will be my laugh now.

Thanks. jokers.
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Old June 17, 2008, 12:18 PM
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Yeah, I knew that was an option. Thanks.

I didn't think that what I said would be taken provocatively.
No, of course not. It's just me. I've been watching a documentary about wild animals on TV and we are in the Spring...
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