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Old August 11, 2009, 01:12 AM
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Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.
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- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!
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- Mamá, mamá... ¿por que estamos empujando el coche hacia el precipicio?
- ¡Calla que vas a despertar a tu padre!
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Very nice the jokes even thought, I'd like to hear red jokes.


Know someone about the red jokes?

Here in Mexico they're very commonly.
What are "red jokes"?
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-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho......

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando
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-papa, papa, ¿que hace mama corriento tanto?
-calla hijo y pásame otro cartucho......

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In Spain, you must cross the Atlantic in order to go to the USA
-Papá, papá, yo no quiero ir a Estados Unidos
-calla hijo y sigue nadando
!Ah! Papá ha despertado en el coche
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What are "red jokes"?
They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I liked much your joke it was very recreative.

Good job Sosia.

I believe that all you are ready for the jokes's marathon soon in the channel thirteen.
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They're jokes with double sense.

I mean, they're a kind to joke only for adult people.

Good joke Maria Jose. I like much your joke it was very recreative.
En inglés son blue jokes. Siempre pensaba que en español eran chistes verdes.
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