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Old February 03, 2012, 07:38 PM
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Simón Bolívar murió en __________

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It seems to be a real answer in an exam:
http://foros.piensa.org.es/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=2452
Hahahaha nice the joke,

Thank you for the good jokes, please you don't stop to tell us more jokes,
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It seems to be a real answer in an exam:
http://foros.piensa.org.es/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=2452
We have lots of them here, a mix of myth and real stories:

¿Quiénes fueron los Reyes Católicos?
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-¿Cuál es el principio del derecho romano?
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-¡Vamos!¡Es fácil! Hay un lugar cerca que se llama así ... Venden café
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-¿Cuál es el principio del derecho romano?
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-¡Vamos!¡Es fácil! Hay un lugar cerca que se llama así ... Venden café
Y yo pensando que la respuesta sería Dos o tres siglos antes de Cristo, o La ribera derecha del Tíber...
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did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who could not control his pupils?
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