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Old August 07, 2009, 01:58 PM
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I don't like the a little banana named in my country ( Platano Dominico ).


They are a bad taste.
Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!
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Old August 07, 2009, 02:39 PM
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Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!
I didn't understand your commentary.
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Old August 07, 2009, 02:45 PM
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I didn't understand your commentary.
Sorry! Platano Dominico must be must be someone else!
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Maybe not, but Placido Domingo is a brilliant singer!!
Good!

Crotalito, Brute is joking with ""Plácido Domingo" and "plátano dominico" (un juego de palabras)
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Old August 07, 2009, 03:21 PM
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I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.
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I got it boys.

I'm sorry sometimes is hard to understand them, most if I'm no going in the same game.
Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages
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Don't worry, sometimes I don't understand them, either. It's difficult when speaking different languages
I think so.
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El doctor llama por teléfono a su paciente:

- Vera, tengo una noticia buena y otra mala.

- Bueno... dígame primero la buena.

- Los resultados del análisis indican que le quedan 24 horas de vida.

- Pero, bueno, ¿eso es la buena noticia? ¿Entonces cuál es la mala?

- Que llevo intentando localizarle desde ayer.

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- Doctor, doctor, tengo tendencias suicidas, ¿qué hago?

- Págueme ya mismo.
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Nice but nice man thanks
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por que la abeja se caso?
por que queria su luna de miel

why the bee want to married?
because he wants his honeymon
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