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At a fancy restaurant a man is denied entrance because he is not wearing a tie. Leaving in a huff, he goes out to his car and gets a pair of jumper cables from the trunk. Tying them around his neck, he returns to the restaurant, where this time he is told "Alright sir, you can come in now. Just don't start anything."
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Hombre 1: ¿Qué se la diferencia por entre un caballero de ayer y caballero de hoy?
Hombre 2: ¡No hay caballeros hoy! Hombre 1: ¡¿Porqué?! Hombre 2: !Solamente hay choferes hoy!
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Forgive my lame attempt at this joke. I would appreciate someone correcting it . I understood the joke today, I just can't remember how to say it exactly, but you'll get the point
Person 1: ¿Qué haces si tienes dos alas? Person 2: Hidden Text: Show/Hide
Click to show hidden text - Da click para revelar el texto oculto Last edited by caliber1; June 01, 2012 at 10:35 PM. Reason: structure |
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@BJ: Avoid the use of "(yo)"; here in the forums, we usually write it in corrections to underline that despite the fact that using the pronoun is not exactly wrong, it can be ellided, and most of the times sentences sound better without it.
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Last edited by Rusty; June 02, 2012 at 09:21 AM. Reason: fixed quote |
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Gracias por sus apoyo y correcciones. Estoy no aprendo preposiciones todavía. Estudio verbos todavía.
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If you reverse 'apoyo y correcciones', then 'tu' becomes 'tus' to agree with the adjective that is closest. And here in the forums nos tratamos de tú. |
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Gracias. ¿Por qué no tratamos de tú en los foros?
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