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Old April 03, 2013, 11:17 AM
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Lo único que sé en inglés es que el yellow es lo que se le pone a los cubatas para enfriarlos
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¡Muy bueno!
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¿En qué se parecen los hombres a los calcetines? En que sólo sirven para meter la pata.
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¡¡Vaya!!

¿En qué se parece un elefante a una cama?

Un elefante es un paquidermo.
Una cama es "paqueduermas"
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Uy chistes malos, eso me gusta xD

En que se parecen las mujeres a los globos.

En que los globos tienden a subir, y las mujeres suben a tender.

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Sin animo de ofender, es sólo un chiste.
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Los chistes tontos nos ayudaron a aprender nuestro idioma...

Era tan tontín, tan tontín... que le llamaban "el campana".
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era tan tonto que rallaba las vacas para tomar leche en polvo.

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-Doctor, doctor, me duele aquí.
-Bueno, pues póngase ahí.
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Claro...
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Esto es un hombre muy, muy peludo que llega a la consulta de un médico gangoso y ceceante para saber de qué dolencia padece...

-Doctor, doctor, ¿qué padezco?
-Padece usted un osito... (o más "ceceante" "padeze uzted un ozito")
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