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Aunque repetido, está muy bueno!
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A little boy attending his first wedding asked his mother "Why is the bride wearing white?" She answered "Because white is the color of happiness, and today is the happiest day of her life." The boy was quiet for a minute, then asked "So why is the groom wearing black?"
A Frenchman asked, - Wat ees a polar bear? - It's a large animal covered in thick white fur, that hunts seals and eats them. - Then I weel not do eet! - Do what? - Be a polar bear at the funeral. Last edited by AngelicaDeAlquezar; April 29, 2013 at 11:15 AM. Reason: Merged back-to-back posts |
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Ah! A pall bearer!!
(It took me a little bit to get it!)
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Lo propio de la verdad es que se basta a sí misma, aquel que la posee no intenta convencer a nadie. "An enemy is somebody who flatters you. A friend is somebody who criticizes the living daylights out of you." Last edited by JPablo; April 12, 2013 at 11:27 AM. |
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I was my head too!
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Right...
And, Oro parece, plata no es, si quieres que te lo diga, espera. Hidden Text: Show/Hide
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Lo propio de la verdad es que se basta a sí misma, aquel que la posee no intenta convencer a nadie. "An enemy is somebody who flatters you. A friend is somebody who criticizes the living daylights out of you." |
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(Escuchado en la radio en catalán... más que “chistes” son jueguecitos de palabras... ¡A ver si los entienden!)
Resultados deportivos de este fin de semana: Sevilla-Español 3-0 Titular: “La Sevilla del Diablo” Barcelona-Betis 4-2 Titular: “lkdjf arflj alkjat” = (No hay palabras para Messi) Real Madrid-Valladolid 4-3 Titular: “Derrota del Falladolid”
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Lo propio de la verdad es que se basta a sí misma, aquel que la posee no intenta convencer a nadie. "An enemy is somebody who flatters you. A friend is somebody who criticizes the living daylights out of you." |
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Texan: "My ranch is so big that I can get in my truck and drive for an hour and not come to the end of it."
Visitor: "Yeah, well I used to have a truck like that myself." |
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-Veo en su CV que sabe usted inglés. ¿Cómo se dice "mirar"?
-Look. -¿Puede usarlo en una frase? -Look, yo soy tu padre. -Contratado. |
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