No vale nada/ un real

[ROBINDESBOIS]

when a person is ugly or plain we say no vale nada, or no vale un real. In English?

[EmpanadaRica]

Hmmm not sure.

The only thing that springs to mind to me immediately is a 'Plain Jane'.

She' s a Plain Jane
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plain_Jane

Maybe also: As ugly as ogres ? :)
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/ogre


Not sure if there is an expression for an ugly or average looking guy.

[ROBINDESBOIS]

No vale un real o nada o un centavo is more size than face, somebody really short and skinny.