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Old July 23, 2009, 02:45 PM
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Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan. POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?

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what goes up but never comes down?
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what goes around the world but stays in one place?
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Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.
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Cual es el colmo de un electricista.








Que su hijo sea corriente..






What the limit of an electrician.






What his son be tacky
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Cual es el colmo de un electricista.
Que su hijo sea corriente.
This is a good joke in Spanish because it's a play on words. It doesn't translate into English (as a joke, that is).
Por lo general, no traducen al inglés los juegos de palabras sin perder el sentido.
 
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good ones jchen and bobjenkins.
Mine is very silly because it's not really true, but......
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good ones jchen and bobjenkins.
Mine is very silly because it's not really true, but......
What's green and goes up and down?
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Esta broma no tiene sentido en español, entonces en inglés mis amigos
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Cual es el colmo de un electricista.








Que su hijo sea corriente..






What the limit of an electrician.






What his son be tacky
Buscas un diccionario meyor. Tacky significa pegajoso o barniz que no había secado todavía.
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[QUOTE=bobjenkins;42993]Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan. POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
If I dig a hole which is 3 meters by 2 meters by three and a half meters how much dirt is in it?

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I don't think agujero is the best word for a hole in the ground.
I would use hueco, zanja, foso, hoyo.
Others may correct me, but I'm almost sure that an agujero
is a pin hole.
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[QUOTE=bobjenkins;42993]Aquí hago un hilo para hablar de/decir las bromas las cuales os mismos gustan. POngo las cosas en marcha

Si cavo un agujero el que es tres metros por dos metros por tres y medio metros ¿cuánto tierra es dentro de él?
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I don't think agujero is the best word for a hole in the ground.
I would use hueco, zanja, foso, hoyo.
Others may correct me, but I'm almost sure that an agujero
is a pin hole.[/QUOTE]

Yes, you're right, but I understand him completely when he says "cavo un agujero".
 
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Buscas un diccionario meyor. Tacky significa pegajoso o barniz que no había secado todavía.
Ok, I got it and I'll.
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Nice both jokes, but only you failed you in the second joke, because I don't find sense in a stamp that goes around of the word and always stays in one place.


I believe that in that jokes the answer should to be a women.
well a stamp stays in one place - the corner of an envelope, right? it also travels around the world...because of mail. you get it now?
 
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well a stamp stays in one place - the corner of an envelope, right? it also travels around the world...because of mail. you get it now?
Yes, I agree with it, but I don't find sense in the word, perhaps if the words is other word then it'll turn sound better.

I hope your commentaries.
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Bob, tendrías que cambiar el título del hilo. Vosotros no distinguís entre "chistes" y "bromas", todo es "joke".

Un chiste es como un cuento pequeñito que hace gracia.

Una broma es como una burla o un acto divertido (a veces). Por ejemplo, un amigo te deja un cubo de agua encima de la puerta entreabierta para que te caiga encima cuando empujes la puerta para entrar. Eso es una broma (a veces son de mal gusto...)

Y ahora un chiste:

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
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Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee arriba)
 
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Entonces las bromas significan pranks?


Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee abajo)

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
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Entonces las bromas significan pranks?


Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee abajo)

Cómo mantener a un tonto ocupado
(lee arriba)
No lo sé seguro, no conocía esa palabra

¿Qué haces?, ¿me mantienes ocupada?
 
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lo que dijiste me parece ser un "prank"



Ya debería dormir hace dos horas, buenos días a tí y buenas noches a mí
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¡Qué sonrisa más grande!

Sí, más que un chiste, es una broma (prank )

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¿Cuál es el colmo de un albañil?
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