Ayuda con frases ...

[ChicadeJeep]

Hola.

Mi esposo quiere que (to tear into him, 'attack' him, 'scold' him - I don't know the idiom) en español, except yo no tenga idea que decir.

Yo no soy una persona que se.
Sin embargo, quiero hágalo por él.

Any ideas?
I am looking for phrases that I can string together to turn into a 'rant' of sorts that I can yell at him in public ... like "You are such a child" and I guess mad phrases and ridicule and funny stuff.

Any ayuda es muchos appreciated!

[CrOtALiTo]

I have a good idea about question.

I like speaking about it in this way, Eres igual que un niño, no me comprometas.

I have the remote idea about the you are asking us, if you need something word in special, please you should give us more ideas about, because really I didn't understand what are you asking us.

[irmamar]

¿Por qué quieres atacar a tu marido en público? Yo siempre hablo bien de mi marido en público... (en casa no tanto ). Pero mi marido es perfecto, no tiene fallos

[Perikles]

Originally Posted by irmamar

¿Por qué quieres atacar a tu marido en público? Yo siempre hablo bien de mi marido en público... (en casa no tanto ). Pero mi marido es perfecto, no tiene fallos

Yo también soy perfecto, pero a veces en casa mi mujer no se da cuenta.

[ChicadeJeep]

I don't want to attack him in public!! He wants me to! He is absolutely fantastic - cooks, helps around the house, he's great ... I have zero complaints about him. Which is why it is so hard I guess.

Here, I have another site I am on (not a Spanish site) where I was talking about it and posted a question - maybe if I put it on here it will be more clear what I want?

"I'm learning Spanish, and my husband thinks it would be totally hot if I could b!tch him out in Spanish - like totally tear a strip out of him. Doing the whole snapping fingers fast talking mad Spanish woman thing. Thing is, I've got nothing to b!tch at him about - he won't tell me what he wants me to say because that 'ruins' it. So far I can tell him he is really picky and that he acts like a child ... I have no idea what to say! It has to be sort of funny and things I can say in public."

I did receive one reply that I have NO idea what the guy is saying - perhaps someone can help me with it? I tried to translate it and it confused me:

"O.K. I AM GOING TO HELP YOU A LITTLE , SAID TO HIM, TU ERES UN MANDILON, PARECES UN NIÑO, OYE TU MANDILON VEN AQUI, BOLUDO, AYUDA-ME CON LOS NIÑOS, ERES UN BRUTO, VEN AQUI LAVA LOS TRASTES, ANDALE, TIENDE LAS CAMAS, WEY, NO TE ME DUERMAS, SIGUELE, ANDALE, ARRIBA , VEN AQUI??' O.K. BYE Y MUCHA SUERTE." (Left it exactly as he wrote it)

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by irmamar

¿Por qué quieres atacar a tu marido en público? Yo siempre hablo bien de mi marido en público... (en casa no tanto ). Pero mi marido es perfecto, no tiene fallos

Huy...


Your husband is very lucky in having you.

I'd like that someone speaks about me of that way.

And only it does m wife thank to lord god.

[irmamar]

Originally Posted by CrOtALiTo

Huy...


Your husband is very lucky in having you.

I'd like that someone speaks about me of that way.

And only it does m wife thank to lord god.

But if your wife does, you mustn't complain

ChicadeJeep, the sentences you wrote are used in Latin America. Maybe you prefer sentences from there than Spanish ones. Anyway, I can't think about any sentence like this. No, I prefer another ones

Perikles, tu frase en español es correcta . Tú no lo sé, eso lo sabrá tu mujer, que las mujeres de esas cosas entendemos mucho

[ChicadeJeep]

Originally Posted by irmamar

ChicadeJeep, the sentences you wrote are used in Latin America. Maybe you prefer sentences from there than Spanish ones. Anyway, I can't think about any sentence like this. No, I prefer another ones

No - I prefer Spanish sentences. I wondered about those ones when I could not understand what he was trying to say. Perhaps, instead of berating my husband for nothing, I could get nice loving sentences to yell at him? He would not know the difference as they would be in Spanish and I would not be saying untrue things as he is a wonderful husband.

Any ideas for sentences in Spanish that are nice and loving but don't sound mushy lovey??

[Perikles]

Originally Posted by ChicadeJeep

Any ideas for sentences in Spanish that are nice and loving but don't sound mushy lovey??

You could look here, where you can hear them too!

[CrOtALiTo]

Originally Posted by irmamar

But if your wife does, you mustn't complain

ChicadeJeep, the sentences you wrote are used in Latin America. Maybe you prefer sentences from there than Spanish ones. Anyway, I can't think about any sentence like this. No, I prefer another ones

Perikles, tu frase en español es correcta . Tú no lo sé, eso lo sabrá tu mujer, que las mujeres de esas cosas entendemos mucho

Yes, I guess that you are right!

[EmpanadaRica]

On this topic...Out of curiosity

What might one say to be sweet about/to one's guy?

[irmamar]

Hay frases divertidas:

Tus ojos son como dos soles que alumbran mi camino,
anoche los cerraste y me di contra un pino.

Si quieres que te sigan las mujeres, ponte delante. (Quevedo)

Hablando de Quevedo, cuentan que una vez se apostó con unos amigos que era capaz de decirle a la reina que era coja. Se fue para ella con un clavel y una rosa y le dijo:

Entre el clavel y la rosa
su majestad escoja.

También dicen que esas palabras son de Jardiel Poncela, pero como no sé qué obra es, no puedo asegurarlo.

[irmamar]

Originally Posted by EmpanadaRica

On this topic...Out of curiosity

What might one say to be sweet about/to one's guy?

Bombón

It's sweet!

[EmpanadaRica]

Originally Posted by irmamar

Hablando de Quevedo, cuentan que una vez se apostó con unos amigos que era capaz de decirle a la reina que era coja. Se fue para ella con un clavel y una rosa y le dijo:

Entre el clavel y la rosa
su majestad escoja.

Originally Posted by irmamar

Bombón

It's sweet!

Ok ok ask a silly question...

Guess I'll have to find other -more reliable - resources..

[irmamar]

"En aquellos tiempos", cuando yo tenía 14 ó 15 años, las chicas llevábamos apuntadas en las carpetas frases de amor. Aún me acuerdo de alguna (bueno, más de desamor que de amor):

Triste es la vida sin un ser amado,
pero más triste es amar y no estar a su lado.

Triste es el día sin sol, triste la noche sin luna,
pero más triste es amar sin esperanza ninguna.

Y más triste que sin esperanza amar
es quererlo con locura y tenerlo que ocultar.

Y había más, pero no sé si me acordaré. Han pasado "unos días" desde entonces

Bueno, otra:

Te quiero, te adoro
con alpargatas y todo

[EmpanadaRica]

Originally Posted by irmamar

Bueno, otra:

Te quiero, te adoro
con alpargatas y todo

Podría resultar útil si se enamora de un hippy..

¡Gracias irmamita!

[ChicadeJeep]

Originally Posted by Perikles

You could look here, where you can hear them too!

Muchos gracias Perikles - voy a buscar allí.

Originally Posted by irmamar

Hay frases divertidas:

Tus ojos son como dos soles que alumbran mi camino,
anoche los cerraste y me di contra un pino.

Si quieres que te sigan las mujeres, ponte delante. (Quevedo)

Hablando de Quevedo, cuentan que una vez se apostó con unos amigos que era capaz de decirle a la reina que era coja. Se fue para ella con un clavel y una rosa y le dijo:

Entre el clavel y la rosa
su majestad escoja.

También dicen que esas palabras son de Jardiel Poncela, pero como no sé qué obra es, no puedo asegurarlo.

Gracias irmamar - usted es muy divertido!

[irmamar]

Originally Posted by ChicadeJeep

Muchos gracias Perikles - voy a buscar allí.



Gracias irmamar - usted es muy divertido!

¿yo soy divertido?

Cuando se entere mi marido...

[ChicadeJeep]

Originally Posted by irmamar

¿yo soy divertido?

Cuando se entere mi marido...

I think I was trying to say "You are very funny"