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Old February 25, 2011, 12:46 PM
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Hello Manila..

Causally badly I heard that jokes before in the school well in fact when I was taking to the School, now not I go out.

Yes commonly, I wrote a jokes that I have listed before with my friends and casually when I wrote that jokes, in that moment I caught the idea, but later my mind became stuck and myself I didn't know what does it.

In order to answer you something, I decided to left my mouth closed for the moment.

Still not I remember completely the jokes, I'm working in that.
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Hehehehehe...maybe CrOtALitO mean't the capital of the Philippines.
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This reminds me Mohamed Ali saying,
"It's gonna be a thrilla, and a chilla, and a killa, when I get the Gorilla in Manila."

(But I think Crotalito meant "Malila" (Angélica...)
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Old February 26, 2011, 09:13 AM
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This reminds me Mohamed Ali saying,
"It's gonna be a thrilla, and a chilla, and a killa, when I get the Gorilla in Manila."

(But I think Crotalito meant "Malila" (Angélica...)
What is Malila?
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Old February 26, 2011, 10:48 AM
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What is Malila?
You not it is?
I have heard before that the people naming you with that name! right.
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I am Manila.
Vita is Malila.
Angélica is...

Good jokes thread!

Vita, Malila is Angélica. But Crotalito mistook you and me with her.
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You not it is?
I have heard before that the people naming you with that name! right.
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I am Manila.
Vita is Malila.
Angélica is...

Good jokes thread!

Vita, Malila is Angélica. But Crotalito mistook you and me with her.
Oh I get it!!!But maybe not!!!Is it me or Angelica who is to be Malila? It's always good to have a spare name!!!Thanks Crotalito
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Old February 26, 2011, 09:19 PM
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Really then aren't you manila?

Then who's manila here in the forums.

I'm sorry for confusing you.

I mistook all the names.

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Don't worry. Study English and don't take care about these things.
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